This is an all-time favorite Edison quote. I also like “Who let the dogs out?..Who?..Who?”.

But with more flavor.

That could be awkward.

Nothing says delicious like a pop top can.

I’d feel better about it if they’d let me wear bunker gear.

I prefer the hard shell Internet. It’s especially good with the 5g tacos.

This has some good info…

https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/introduction-to-linux-operating-system/

AVOIDING THIS SIGN

Metro butt stop.

It’s not the real deal without the real seal. Watch out for counterfeit meat sticks.

His head is a living plasma ball.

Wiener space…the final frontier.

The busiest man in Saudi Arabia

It wakes you every fortnight.

Many developers (especially popular apps) like to go into great detail, like this…

I’m not normally a conspiracy guy but I have an old app that I swear they update (but not really) just so that people think it is active.

Shadoobie

They just want to make sure it’s safe to die in.

Also available with Ebola