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Cake day: June 30th, 2023

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  • Back with Challenge 5 done. Imgur is saying it’s 18+, idk. A rather underwhelming finale, though I suppose that’s easier for less invested players to break into.

    Character builds here.

    5-1: Pyro hilichurls, Pyro slimes, Pyro spectres, and a Dendro samachurl. Lots of mooks and you get a +30% ATK buff, so bring characters that scale with ATK. I went with Quickbloom but Hydro/Cryo heavy teams will do well in general.

    5-2: Electro slimes plus Cryo slimes, spectres, and whoppers. A potent Swirl buff is added so Pyro + Anemo anything (excluding Traveler, who prioritizes Cryo absorption) crushes this floor. I went with an Air Fryer variant. National with Sucrose should also be fine.

    5-3: Treasure hoarders and Fatui? What is this, the VV artifact domain? You get another Swirl buff and every enemy on this floor is weak to Venti, so there isn’t much to discuss.


  • Teams I used for Challenges 1-4.

    1-1: Eremite mooks + elites. Anything with suction will do. I used Thoma Burgeon with Venti flex so I could use stronger teams for other floors, but National variants, Freeze or Raiden Hyper should also do well.

    1-2: Hilichurl mooks, just blew them up with Rational.

    1-3: Slimes and Geovishaps. Used Freeze because Geovishaps are annoying but frankly they’re weak af.

    2-1: Eremite elites and Fatui. The elite enemies on this floor cast hazards, and some of them have earthquake so watch your step. Not much trouble, Freeze was fine for grouping and lockdown.

    2-2: Electro hilichurls and mages. Trash mob floor. International mopped them up.

    2-3: Geo hilichurls. Bring somebody with a shield to get some extra damage from the buff. Shield mitachurls are annoying so you’ll probably want someone who can pierce like Nahida or Yelan, but anyone else you want will do okay here. Keqing Aggravate was comfy so I just ran that.

    3-1: Oops, all Hydro Mimics! Quickbloom blows this whole floor apart so you really only need one EM Electro + Dendro driver. I brought Kuki and Alhaitham for those roles, with Beidou for extra damage and Yaoyao as a panic heal.

    3-2: 2 waves of Eremites, followed by Dendro Tiger + Electro Scorpion. Fuck these guys. Freeze locks them down but you need a lot of investment/good rotations with cooperative grouping to kill them in time. National might work if you never ever get hit by the scorpion, because if that shithead even scratches your character they’ll be flying over to Celestia.

    3-3: Eremites and Primal Doritos. Uhh bring Quicken, whatever.

    4-1: Hilichurl Rogues + hilimooks. Freeze was good for lockdown but this is fairly straightforward for any team.

    4-2: Ruin bots, Kequeen delivered again. Bring anybody decent, focus down the doritos first and you’re good.

    4-3: Fungi and Cryo whoppers. Venti is wonderful but these weeds are obscenely tanky. International works here, note that Childe’s bow burst can reliably hit inside Venti’s burst and refunds energy, which is good for secure rotations. Be careful when the whoppers spawn since Reverse Melt + obscenely boosted attack can get one of your teammates killed easily.


  • The difficulty’s mostly frontloaded on the first part because you need enough firepower to take out 3-4 waves of elite mobs. Challenge #3 mixes it up with the Constipated Beasts on the second part causing a time crunch (and also setting up stunlocks that will TPK if you don’t time out first). The ranged basic mobs are the second most annoying enemy after the beasts, because they will attempt to moonwalk as far away from you as possible and waste more time. Stick to ranged enemies like glue and bait Ruin doritos’ teleports towards their friends, because you can hit them together with approaching melee enemies and remove distractions.

    In general, you need as much consistent AoE as you can get. Most quickswap teams that include Sucrose/Kazuha should stomp each first part. For F2P, National is the bread and butter. An invested Ayaka + Shenhe Freeze can do work on annoying floors you’d prefer to skip thinking on. Nilou Bloom and Thoma Burgeon are workable depending on the matchup. Beidou enjoys floors with lots of enemies, and her counter is potentially useful against the beasts. Keqing/Cyno/Alhaitham Quicken have passable AoE + ST focus which I’ve enjoyed using on a few of the third parts.




  • The one on the upper right-hand corner of the recommended watch sidebar always manages to sneak past my multiple adblockers. I’m tired of having my eyes seared by massive anime tiddies (Queen’s Blade ads) just because I sometimes watch anime and the monkeys working in the algorithm machine greenlit softcore pornography to be plastered all over their platform. But I sure as shit ain’t paying them $170 a year to get those idiots to stop.


  • They rennovated it too. How much could a starter home cost, $1.5 million lump sum?

    I’d be lucky to dream about having the funds to get a mortgage 1 home 15 years from now. All I want is a place I can live in and call my own for 40-odd years until I kick the bucket, then my future nephews and nieces can have a catfight over how to carve it up for coin assuming global warming hasn’t decisively fucked everyone over by then.

    Of course I wouldn’t be able to comprehend the mindset of affluenza-huffers who can’t live without cutting out the biggest slice of pie even if it means breaking the oven and starving out everyone else.



  • The distinction between anti-Semitism and anti-Israeli nationalism needs to be clarified more often.

    I respect Jewish people’s right to peacefully practice their religion. (Though I disagree with all organized religions for their seemingly intrinsic capacity for inflicting harm by providing a haven for opportunistic demagogues and predators). I do not respect the Israeli military and police blowing up and beating Palestinian children to death, or ordinary people who say that violence is neceasary because they want more land.

    There’s plenty of crazy people who think the other way, calling the religion unacceptable but embracing the nationalists who make human piñatas.


  • Bonus points for games that let you make cinematic moments yourself.

    Monster Hunter World (A Greatsword True Charged Slash into a head break or tail sever feels ridiculously good to land)

    Rogue-lites (I’ve mostly ran Hades, but I’ve seen a lot of great things about Dead Cells and Risk of Rain 2)

    Dragalia Lost (May it rest in sweet sassy molassy, and may Silent Hope bring some of that ARPG goodness back)