Halo.

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

You forgot to roll for initiative!

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

Same, no limit. Not American.

My mate had a botched vasectomy a few years back, they even tried again and couldn’t get it done for some reason.

I still brought over a bag of frozen peas and a ‘sorry for your loss’ card for him though.

I mean at least it’s flared so nobody will present to the ER with an entire car up their ass…

What’s wrong with men’s phones? Is she afraid of fucking cooties?

I could easily make it worse by simply copying and posting a cup onto the poster.

Yes, the Internet has broken me…

Right? Plus it’s an homage to the musical and instantly recognisable.

Yup, fuck that movie with a rake. I ain’t seeing it either!

I’m thinking more the 1978 version with the crazy rotoscoping!

There will only be three and a half LOTR movies. I’m counting that weird one from the 70’s as the half.

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.

Well, I deleted my r account the day they fucked over the app developers. Been here since, so I guess it’s a decent alternative. Not as much current content and it’s 90% politics on the front page… That can be filtered out though.

The militant Linux missionaries though, they get blocked. They show up in most tech threads and it got old a year ago.

It’s a Lemming!