Maybe the yogurt from “love death and robots” will save us

Jesus didn’t need to lock his credit with a smartphone after multiple data breaches

The board game?

Existential dread

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.

People in heaven watch whatever they want

This question is addressed in the book “The Lovely Bones”