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3 months agoThey destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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Cake day: June 30th, 2023
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It’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
4·3 months agoEAT RECYCLED FOOD
- Judge Dread Ref
131·3 months agoShe spun in her head though. That’s kinda impressive. Right?
436·4 months agoLove them. There are tons on unnecessary things we do.
Grab your pitchforks gang. OP is selling us snake oil posts!!!
2·4 months agoI’m dumb. I meant “Im sure they ate them by now.”
I’m sure they are them by now.
I feel represented.
3·5 months agoAgreed. When I was a kid I have to have an extra tooth removed from the roof of my mouth. I wonder if it would grow back?
Looks like not having the tooth there triggers it to grow a new one.
Interesting. How do you just grow the one tooth and not all teeth?
Now THIS is pod racing.
Illegal hotel chain!!!
Let’s hear it.
10·6 months agoGorillas throwing that poop emoji 💩 everywhere
2·6 months agoWonder if that CumBox post from Reddit is in there somewhere.
Taking shit seriously around here