Hello my baby hello my darling
Hello my baby hello my darling
Cast it into the fire!
And then there’s us that pretended to be a girl in MMOs not for handouts, but because it turns out we’re trans
Because money
Dude just shut up
Me after my dumb religious parents refused to accept my new identity, and I cut ties with them: 🥲
I agree it’s a stretch, because as an adult I’m not subject to their demands. And I don’t follow their dumb religion anyways so why would it even matter to me, lol.
My parents told me that not wanting to use my birth name is not “honoring my mother and father”, which is what the bible says to do.
But it is uplifting seeing a bigot face consequences.
Chipotle. I don’t understand why anyone likes cold burritos.
Ah the old JD Vance
Hey guys, ChrisFix here
Where did he come from, where did he go?
I still see plenty of “Let’s go Brandon” signs that have yet to be taken down.
America belongs to England.
Sure! Here’s a unique and adventurous recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps:
Step 1: Go to the grocery store and pay way too much for popcorn.
Step 2: Wait for wasps to start building a nest near your home (it might take a while but it’s inevitable). Leave the paper wasps alone though, they’re homies.
Step 3: Carefully remove the stingers from at least 100 wasps.
Step 4: Open a bag of the overpriced popcorn and dispense the kernels into a metal bowl, and gently wisk in the stinger-less wasps.
Step 5: Place the metal bowl over a fire until most of the kernels have popped, but none have burned.
Step 6: Add your favorite popcorn topping flavor.
Step 7: ???
Step 8: Profit.
3,392,250 kilometers.
Arm-powered? How am I supposed to use one when my other arm is being occupied?
No, and I wouldn’t if I could.
What the fuck lol