By pouring tabasco sauce in your eye

LFS: You are your own chef

Feels vaguely like a reference to The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

Bionic Reader

Me and my cs prof i’m TA’ing for trying to debug two swapped lines for an hour yesterday be like

chmod; sudo chmod

birb

Junior programmers commenting their code be like

Still the exact same printer my family has been using for the past 10 years after our old Inkjet kicked the bucket a measly 3 months after it was born. And it has seen some stuff, including being dropped at least twice, plastic film in the paper compartment, coffee-stained (for aged effect) paper, and even a x-acto knife blade that somehow ended up in there.

*nooo you can’t delete Edge

LPT: Use Linux

position: fixed;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);

display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;

display: grid;
place-items: center;

For me, neither look like braces

How is serve maintenance going?

Maybe not massive…