Wage_Slave

I for one can’t wait for him to break it.

because he’s gonna break it in fantastic fashion rendering every darwin award moot in the wake of how fucking stupid it’s gonna be.

Narcoleptic here. Not bad, but I’d jus… lik…t …ad…zZzZzZZZZZzzZZz…zZZZZz

That was a delight to read.

like reading a rainbow.

The mini, due to it’s small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.

Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.

Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it’s filled

Largely relatable, too. I was never interested in a lot of things until (attractive woman) said something and holy shit, got pretty interested.

And more often than not learned something pretty fucking cool as I got shot down.

It’s not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

Just don’t make eye contact and have plenty of strawberry jam on hand to muck up any communications.

Let the man meme his mods in peace for chists sake!

“Oh c’mon. It’s not like that. I just wanna talk. We can talk about anything. The internet, attractive females, the matrix, the political assassination of your favorite celebrity. Anything.”

Depending on which subs you see, the assholes have won. Holy shit the amount of right wing bullshit that got into the place. Like wallstreet silver. I didn’t much give a shit before it started looking like the front page of diet stormfront.

The remaining mods are at large, S class window lickers and ableist who have been applying to get a position for years and just now get their chance to goatse the corpse of what was once a great website. Started seeing tons of people getting banned for the most petty of shit. Buddy of mine got a 30 day ban for linking another sub reddit in his comment.

Of course, I got banned too. on my 12th cake day no less, for saying a kids attitude was going to get him beat up in high school or worse.

But if anything, there are so many folks out there that can say they were there before they got spez’d and the assholes took over. It was nice for a while, but in the end, fuck reddit.

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you’ve done something so stupid that they can’t even apologize for it.

It’s when there’s no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you’ve become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

God: hits bong Yeah, that’ll fuck some heads up. I’m all about creating this shit.

And that my good dudes, is how Erectus happens.

Sorry guys. Shit’s kinda fucked up here, but there are some real heroes getting busy up here. We’re almost out of stuff to burn I think, and people keep stealing fire fighters gear to try and save their own property so yeah, at this rate, climate will win shortly and there won’t be anything left soonish.

Again, sorry guys.

I am grinding my teeth and my youngest says “I don’t like that”

fuck that thing.

I keep going back. Not the level of user before all this spez is a twat shit, but enough that I still cannot deny I have an addiction.

What I have noticed is that the quality of content and users has plummeted. Tons of the people who always complained about reddit being an echo chamber and the worst place in the world for free speech are now louder than ever posting some pretty racist shit and and it just gets worse from there.

Even google users have been reported as upset with the content that is coming up in searches.

I am so excited to get to eat this. when I can afford it.

But when I can, fuck yeah let’s go.

Oh dude, what you need to do is start collecting video games.

As I grew up i found myself still playing. Not wanting to stop. Looking at it from a far more mature perspective than i ever had before and thought “Fuck it, horde video games” and these days it is on the same level as those who collect comic books. Can be seen as an albeit childish hobby, but is recognized as also an investment. I mean, my collection of video games is insured for more than new sedan.

Much like dad who collected hot wheels, mom has hutch of ultra expensive china, you have your games and can explain and tell stories in much greater and entertaining details than any tin car. I mean, explain Last of us, or Hentai vs. Evil, it’s gonna be a better story than “It’s a tbird”

All my homies be lovin’ this Kibin shit!

"r/Horny is now a “Christian Minecraft server.”

That shit is genius. Not a fan of all this mess. But it has led to new and cool places while creating some funny as hell content with the fallout.