Ah yes, the two types of women that exist.

It’s a boomstick!

It’s just the one dude who’s been walking around naked at home, and now he’s mad he has to put on pants. Which resonates with me, tbh

Actually He started with lead. All life comes from lead. Praise the lead. It’s not lead poisoning, it’s lead salvation! Also Led Zeppelin is Christian rock and spreading the gospel.

Nice try trying to make me fold queen jack on the turn

Okay Mark Watney, let’s see you try!

You try growing avocados in the mountains

Racisto? Europians? What an absolutely outrageous accusation. Badgers on

You dummy, that’s clearly a snake cleverly camouflaged as gamerswag. It will eat well today…

The affordable car act

I have to head off to work, can you give me a quick lowdown on this scientific meme definition?

Alright sold. Back to the meaning of life.

What in the absolute god damn fuck?! Ridiculous.

It’s an fps though. How would he know if you only see gun and space-magic staff?

I think the one on the left is one of those ghost-like spectres, who only show up on the photo, but isn’t really there.

Paladins have aura, so I don’t mind that one. I’ve never heard it in gen z though, so suppose I’m lucky. Gooning is just a good time, and sus is just because I don’t know how to spell suspicious. I’ll also accept yeeting and Kobe. Yeet for power, Kobe for precision.

I think I saw him say your pants are stupid too. Fkn get’im!

Butt doctor

That was the joke, only worse

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