This is exactly why I just could not get into mastodon, and probably Twitter-likes in general

There’s no way, atleast at the time, to sort by top of the day. No way to see what was trending across the larger fediverse, no real way to find new and interesting things every hour on the hour

Lemmy is thankfully significantly better with this, and it’s honestly become my go-to social app now

Plants have no marketing budget this is so sad 😔

The embed on my client only gave me the middle 2 panels for context and honestly still funny

I also have ADHD

I’m not a master at anything either, and honestly I don’t want to be

I’m far happier being decent enough at many things, to be able to procrastinate on my projects with my other projects

A master must dedicate his whole life to a craft, and that’s simply something I cannot do, I’d go mad

Next you’ll be telling me that Schrödinger wasn’t a cat

“I fear not the man who can make one thing in 10,000 languages, but I fear the man who can make 10,000 things in one language.” - Bruce Lee

“You have to pick levers continuously at every instant in time”

Supertasks: 🗿

Nah they use “an open standard” being just markdown files or something, but the apps are still proprietary as far as I’m aware

I really hate how I sometimes, though rarely, see Obsidian talked about as if it were open source just because it uses an open standard

Like Photoshop isn’t open source because it can use PNG kinda thing

Honestly, having a world that’s just alone and empty, but not “abandoned”, sounds so soothing to explore, so liminal

Until insanity set in, but until then I’d have alot of fun just exploring the place for a while

Easy billions

Everyone gangsta till you do this and actually see 4 stars on the windshield

Literally did this last year and lost like 50 lbs doing nothing and being lazier

Felt like an exploit

Steam Machines would unironically be the year of the linux desktop

Everybody gangsta still we invent hardware accelerated JSON parsing

I can see the utility, but there should be at least some critical operability in case the phone or app doesn’t work for whatever reason, to help avoid injuries like these

Science was green

Also math was my favorite subject, and red is my favorite color, so math was red

Nah red represents the fury of dropping a negative, and blue is the sorrow of having to write with awful handwriting that stopped improving after 3rd grade

Mad respect, this is the exact same outlook I have

This is also a reason I use Open Source software, because I know that if it’s not the developer, then someone else can pick up the project and live on in perpetuity, as long as it’s useful to even only one, the software will always be there

AI: “This code will create a memory leak and potentially crash the users operating system”

Me: “Nuh-uh”

AI: “Correct”