Mark Zuckerberg is a dork.

Same here, I spent so much time on that site. It was my go-to when I needed to kill some time or procrastinate.

I think I’m blind.

I say let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax!

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Because it’s not real. It’s from reddit, specifically, r/ToiletPaperUSA where it was clearly flaired as fake/satire.

It’s fake. It was posted on r/ToiletPaperUSA earlier today and clearly flaired as fake/satire.

The Prime Directives:

1. “Serve the public trust”
2. “Protect the innocent”
3. “Uphold the law”
4. [Classified]

Like, “attempted murder” just isn’t a thing in their eyes.

“You see, Birch, I’m presently incarcerated for a crime I didn’t even commit! ‘Attempted murder.’ Ha! Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?!” - Sideshow Bob from the episode of The Simpsons where he literally becomes the Republican mayoral candidate after calling into a right wing talk radio show.

Agreed. I’d love to see Elon Musk lose SpaceX. That would be hilarious.

Sure, Marge, let’s do it. Now show us how many rubles you’ve got.

from the 2000s when he was doing Fear Factor/NewsRadio.

Fun fact, Ray Romano (of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ fame) was originally cast as the station’s handyman on NewsRadio but was let go before the pilot because producers felt his comedic timing wasn’t quick enough to keep up with the rest of the cast. When Joe Rogan was hired to replace him they retooled the character based on his standup routine from the time… Which was basically just ranting about drugs and conspiracy theories on stage.

That’s the only reason the Joe Garrelli character was a conspiracy theorist. So when people tell you “Joe Rogan used to be reasonable” they don’t know what they’re talking about. He was barely acting on that show. He’s always been a contrarian meathead conspiracy theorist.

Trump Makes RFK Jr. Pose With McDonald’s Meal

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is Donald Trump’s pick to run the Department of Health and Human Services, recently called Trump’s diet “poison.” On Saturday, he was photographed on Trump’s plane eating McDonald’s with the president-elect and his inner circle.

“The stuff that he eats is really, like, bad,” he said. “Campaign food is always bad, but the food that goes onto that airplane is, like, just poison. You have a choice between — you don’t have the choice, you’re either given KFC or Big Macs. That’s, like, when you’re lucky, and then the rest of the stuff I consider kind of inedible.”

TL;DR Trump is doing what he always does. Making those around him bend the knee and embarrass themselves as a display of power. No sympathy for RFK here, that piece of shit knew what he signed up for… or at least the brain worms did.

Pedo apologists get blocked. 👋

“She Was a High School Student and There Were Witnesses.” The fight to release a damning House Ethics report about allegations that Matt Gaetz—Donald Trump’s pick for attorney general—had sex with a 17-year-old girl has begun

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Yeah, sorry for being snarky, but the Fediverse refers to all federated software. So, Fedia.io for example, is an MBin instance. Which is different than Lemmy and Mastodon but they can all interact with each other. They’re all part of the overall Fediverse. So your comment was just kind of awkwardly phrased and redundant.

Which is both Fediverse and Mastodon.

Well… yeah.

Yeah, there’s no probably about it. That’s just the joke.

Tim Onion

Wait, the CEO of The Onion goes by “Tim Onion” on Bluesky? My word, this whole thing just keeps getting funnier.