I just said you’ll be tired tomorrow you little shit!!!

That was awesome, thanks for sharing!

Bigass subwoofer, blast Smack My Bitch Up, feel your soul exit your body.

Tacky

Is onion sorrow something similar to crocodile tears?

Implied fact: a baby is capable of having a religion, despite its inability to comprehend the concept.

Me and my homies love BBBs (big beautiful burettes)

Russia is happy with any outcome that destabilizes the US. I’m sure they’d prefer for Trump to win, but the infighting only serves them. You better believe they’ll push the “Trump is unfit” narrative if he wins.

Not saying they’re wrong, just saying that we shouldn’t be taking Russia’s word for anything. They’re seizing an opportunity, not conveying reliable information about a candidate or demonstrating their own posture towards him. Propaganda isn’t news just because we like the message.

I have pet parrots, they can be put off by a change of clothing. My husband bought a hawaiian shirt and became persona non grata for a couple of hours before the birds accepted that he hadn’t been replaced with a colorful imposter.

Do you mean low pH? Acids react with aluminum.

Nope!

Kawaiiiiii :3

Death rate is also strongly correlated with when you were born. We’ve gotten much better at not being dead in the last 100 years. For people born in 1924 the death rate is nearly 100%, but for people born in 2024 it has dropped close to zero!

Lots of assists though. Burgers will get ya eventually.

That’s Jason Momoa!? Look at how they massacred my boy… 😭

They roam around the forest looking for fights.

The later in history you’re born, the lower your chances of dying. People born in 2024 have only a ~3% chance of being dead, while the death rate for people born just 100 years ago is over 99%. We’ve gotten much better at being alive as time goes on!

Not many people know this but most dinosaur species have mustaches.

When all you have is a few bone fragments and a bunch of teeth, it’s pretty hard to figure out what my dude looked like! With each new fossil we get a better picture.

He keeps getting better and bite-ier every year.

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