Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?

Ugh, my username is also Bort

Have you tried calling the new number for the emergency services recently? Fortunately there’s a little jingle to help you remember it.

@bort

You talking to me?

Cool people link the relevant xkcd

Count in binary up to 1023 on your hands you filthy casual

I know whatever environment I run my shell script in has sh, I can’t rely on (the right version of) python being there.

Careful, that attitude is how we ended up with this infestation of JavaScript!

This sort of nonsense right here is why infosec people warn about having physical access to machines

Exactly. Website is a medium to gain information, website is not art. Web designer is the person who makes the frame, not paints the canvas.

Apple: our way or the highway