They’re really tilting at windmills with that one, eh?

SmartPipe is a registered sex offender.

Related in name only. I loved the book and got curious about the movie.

What a boring useless mess of tropes. Brad Pitt travels the world and saves everyone. There, I just saved you 90 minutes.

You know what “Ford” stands for, eh?

Fix It Again, Tony.

But to add something to the conversation, my vote goes to Toyota and Honda.

Anecdotally: Had a 1999 Corolla that I drove into the ground, ignored oil changes, was a stupid teen, and it ran fine until I wanted automatic windows. Currently riding in a Nissan Altima, which seems to be pretty great (as long as the transmission doesn’t fail, which they can do sometimes).

Parents had a Ford Eacort that was a lemon, and a Ford Escape that was a money-pit.

“Alright everybody, I’m going to need you to tuck your pants into your socks.”

As an aside, here’s Doug Stanhope’s experience with insulting Thai royalty.

Doug Stanhope’s $12,000 Asian Booboo