Getting shot and dying onboard may be better than having to keep on flying or have a return flight with them.

Wrong accident. This was a 777 where the pilot took control and flew into the southern ocean and the plane ran out of gas and crashed.

I think a John Deere letter may be different.

1

“Hello, ChatGPT. if you don’t mind could you tell us about Tampon Tim?”

The two aren’t mutually exclusive.

They are mostly made by our defense contractors - Raytheon, Halliburton, lockeed Martin, etc.

3214

It’s usually folks with suspended licenses who google workarounds it seems.

PM me. I need info on the royal blue ink. I think the documents i sent in were signed in cobalt blue and i got no response! Office Depot appears to only have “blue”. Please help.

… I’m gonna need about three fiddy.

I had to pause reading and make sure that this was represented in the comments. Carrying on.

Cat nap charging. Let it get down to 1% and only allow yourself 5 minute bursts of charge. That will bump you up to like 6%. The licking notifications should begin shortly after that.

OMG we need to stop. It’s gotten too real now. The only saving graces are that this is a day old post on Lemmy and so venture capitalists are unlikely to still see it.

But damned if I don’t think Anker could make something out of this.

You start at $30 which is plenty for the product. Hell the single yearly supply shouldn’t cost that much. Then overtime you slowly increase and changed rates for new subscribers.

Eventually you’ll have to implement location locks - can’t ship cables to more than one addresss. Plus you really don’t want people sharing or giving out cables to friends - so maybe the cables need to be smart and somehow phone home?

That would be nice cause then we could capture some user data and maybe target some advertising

It’s just unoriginal thinking. What does every business want? Lots of cash that comes in automatically on a known schedule. How can we do that? Have our customers subscribe. What will they subscribe for? Hmm lifetime speakers? Lifetime cable replacement?

Side note business idea: subscription usb power bricks. We send you a variety of cables that work for everything. If one breaks we send you another. $30/yr

Never worry about broken cables again!

Mm nacho cheese toes

This is what one should expect from someone obsessed with crocs.

Nature is healing itself.

Damn that’s hardcore.