That sounds more like a Canadian badger

Was it the same badger?

😲

American badger is a wolverine? Genuine question.

The survivors may be elite once they make it out the other side tho. Maybe that’s the deal. It’s like money laundering, but with people

Don’t forget the space lasers

I usually start with the doughnuts, then the beer, and go from there.

Found the South African 😄

You’re not repackaging and selling it on for profit tho. That’s different and thus illegal because reasons

See @TWeaK@lemm.ee Woosh link in the comments below

I understand this reference

Richson

Please god let this be a thing.

To be clear, you have to use the whole tin tho. It’s not pleasant, it will burn, and your penis will smell funny, but if you check again for your tetanus after completing the whole tin, you may be surprised at the results. No shortcuts tho. It’s like antibiotics. Use the whole tin. Ignore any discomfort, it’s a known, harmless side effect of rubbing tiger balm on your penis.

/s

!Wifi = not-wifi = there’s no wifi, there’s no internet! 😱

There was a scifi short story from some time ago, wish I could remember the name, where one of them woke up, and realised all the others he’d signed up with, in the cryo chambers around him, had all been harvested for organs and body parts.

Their god tells them whatever they most want to hear

Maybe that’s why they are working on brain implants

They’ll just sack some more engineers to cut costs, and hire more sales & marketing.

“if I can’t have it, no one can!”

smashes all the toys before going home