frustratedphagocytosis

Bring them over to the US, we always have money for new prisons and are experimenting with new forms of state murder with horribly insufficient oversight

Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.

That has to be them, the colors and the logo style are identical to what I remember

Oh wow there’s more than one out there? I don’t think that one is ours but it’s been a while since I graduated

Our high school mascot was Robert E. Lee in the form of Yosemite Sam, guns and all. Our fight song was Dixie and there were confederate flags everywhere. We were also still doing desegregation busing until at least 2002, so there’s also that.

Do you need to forge things where the materials are mined? Was there no interstate commerce in this universe?

Honestly, once it was clear to me as a kid making sense of the whole uterus thing that I could only make human babies, not kittens, I lost all interest in that pursuit. Got sterilized, will keep adopting cats until I am old and grouchy

I leave the TV on all day for the cats, I’m sure they’re getting lots of useful data while they sleep in front of MASH reruns

My favorite is recursive bad citations in the method section. As in, citing a paper that cited a previous paper that itself cited a previous paper that cited an abstract with no detailed methodology whatsoever, leaving the true methods a mystery unless you get the senior author to reply to emails.

I call BS, there’s not enough room for this sort of detail, you’d get ‘as described previously in [1-4, 9, 84, 86, 150-160, unpublished observations]’ half of which are unaccessible journals, out of print book chapters, and abstracts in German

Watch the movie Once Bitten, Jim Carrey in obvious denial of creeping vampire development

Back in the day, I’d be thrilled to read something like this, but now all I hear is ‘look at how many new ways the Google overlord can fuck humans up with protein mutations to eliminate fragile meat-based enemies’

It looks like a protection racket with extra steps. An unpleasant solution presented by the problem creator. Why is this not banned?

Honestly this isn’t that far off base for some of my mom’s Yooper relatives, meth is a hell of a drug

Not surprised that a company named after the god of war is an international war sponsor

Gee, sure were able to locate his ass after he fucking murdered her, but not when they needed to serve the protective orders, twice

I could record my dad’s hour-long Fox News-inspired rants and convert them into one-sentence hate speech tweets for a side gig if they’re going to pay well for generating ragebait

I could record my dad’s hour-long Fox News-inspired rants and convert them into one-sentence hate speech tweets for a side gig if they’re going to pay well for generating ragebait

Bunch of spineless assholes running things in school districts, what a terrible example for children under their watch. A lesson in how to cowtow to ignorant bigots and fake sympathy while blaming victims of mob rule for daring to exist in public.

I draw the line where one political side wants me to go back to the fucking kitchen and eliminate anyone who’s not straight and cisgender because of their violent imaginary friend