It’s how I got my office an amazing deal on Arch Enterprise

In the end, all soup is chowder

Just how organic we talking here? Like a 7?

Also: these fucking self righteous insider knowing nods are all that kill me now that I’m all vaxxed up.

I know a parent who has said essentially this. To two separate problems their child faced. It breaks me.

Dividing by zero

still makes more sense to me than a lower-number-means-warmer-temperature scale.

Thanks!!

Thank you. SCOTUS will absolutely cite this again during the next round of layoffs of long-held civil rights.

MFW SMH my head

at the ATM machine

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

Better fire up the ol YouTube machine and search for is Biden actually satin or q real drops

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

Their drag name?

Rachel Tensions

Oh Jesus Christ if I have to ever see someone’s fireworks pics ever again please use this pillow to suffocate me. Also individuals’ moon shots. Just please no.

Phew. THANK YOU!!

k but != ≠ ≠

True, but I feel like in these discussions I really need to know which fruit it was that God was chatting with Great-Grandma about that afternoon.

I never have a pithy way to correct people who mention survival of the fittest.

It is, in fact, only survival of the fit enough.

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

Sapiosexuals rise up. Then ejaculate.

When I don’t, I act like I do, and the rest takes care of itself. Plus more friends plus more actual confidence.