Just 2 weeks ago someone created this fake trailer for the American version of “Papers, please” and I am now bummed this isn’t a real DLC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aI8fOsX3T4

Oh no!

Anyway…

I hope before he dies, Atatürk himself rises from the grave, like a zombie, and fucks him up the ass with his, I’m sure substantial, rotten zombie cock.

Then he can die.

What is this Russophile garbage!?