Do you not wash your ass?
Do you not wash your ass?
My wife and I each have our own cars, but they’re both in her name so she can drive whatever the fuck she wants.
You are my fire.
I keep my cutlery sharp in preparation.
I wish I had this kind of support growing up. I’m in my 30s and still reeling from all the psychological damage done to me in my youth.
Well since you put it that way… Hail Satan, comrade.
Weasels are rambunctious little fuckers.
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I’m replaying Chrono Trigger and I find myself lingering in parts of the game just to enjoy the soundtrack.
Bomberman Hero is pretty special to me. Also, I don’t think Jet Force Gemini gets enough love.
Once I got so drunk that I opened up my closet and pissed into my laundry hamper.
How can you believe and trust the bible at all?
That’s where I’m at with this one. You don’t have to dress it up to sell it to me if Brendan Fraser is in it.
I thought you were gonna say black.
I’m looking for an alpha male to sharpen my iron, if ya catch my meaning.
I’m a scorpio and I do X all the time
No, but he made it cool.
Clearly you do, or you would have fucked off by now, you goofy cunt.
Wash your ass better.