Do farmers slap cow asses?

of course there is! you have to wait 6 months in one option

this is funny as shit, it’d fit right in with the obvious plant mockups

this ant still looks scary to me

the last two are friend shaped

This probably varies significantly place-to-place, all the kids in my neighborhood this year rang my doorbell fine.

HARDER DRIVE. HARDER DRIVE.

meanwhile I’m over here breaking down over the possibility that what I say might be misinterpeted as meaning something assholey

edit: and when I get stressed about something that is actually actionable I just get demotivated

I felt that an upvote is not enough but I don’t have a meaningful thing to comment so here is a jerma gif showing that I agree with your post:

yes I am a very merry pirate

I am a yo ho ho pirate

I agree, this isn’t a ragebait. I actually posted it because I thought he was trying to avoid saying piracy is a bad thing, I don’t know what is going on in the comments.

TIL ping pong is actually called table tennis, I thought that was an entirely different sport

What happened? I thought people still liked markiplier, was there a controversy aside from this?

emergency markiplier

I used tor to check if it was just on my end and it was the 6th result there

seeing bees covered is pollen is really cute

It’s revealing that I immediately assumed this was a suicide joke instead of a murder joke

no, satan’s maggoty cum fart is 100% serious

this is intelligible but not understandable

alright, now what are you supposed to do with the bird feeders?