Right no need to travel everywhere + all the venues where they won’t let him in because he hasn’t paid for the last time he went there

there was only a 2% chance to be correct, don’t bash on him with such low odds!

Horse* body temp

Mostly if you find an attached GitHub repository to the software, you can have a bit more trust in it than otherwise, it means that the developer is putting their cards on the table and not trying to hide something nefarious. Of course there are caveats to this but it’s a good start.

I’m in Germany, but I’m pretty sure we broke 2 local and 3 federal laws ^^’

I came for this comment, Ainsley Hayes was a fun character

I don’t even want to turn on the speed limiter because I’m getting random fantom breaking, it’s really infuriating.

Sneaky, I like it

I’ll pause anyway! We’re in this together.

She did the Picard maneuver I think

I think they also eventually caught on with the technology and banned them in my school… And that quote with the calculator in your pocket sounds also familiar xD

I’m currently doing landscaping work around the house and I use the voice assistant all the time to calculate surfaces and volumes, it’s so nice compared to pressing buttons or a touchscreen with dirty gloves. My younger self would be so excited!

We still are!

a friend of mine got a CASIO watch with an integrated IR emitter and would always cause havoc when the TV was out

Free with every X Premium subscription!

Too young to drink drive and vote, old enough to be a parent and to soon enlist in the army

I tried to eat there when I visited the States a couple of years ago, but my family vetoed it :(

I’m calling it farting water from now on

Instagram no longer allowed to be installed on my phone, how is that for a deal, Meta?

we named our first electric car “White Fire” as an hommage to the launch roller coaster “Blue Fire” in the theme park Europa Park (Germany) near where we live.

In January we gave back the white car to the leasing company and got a gray one, which is now named “Greyfire”.

Username checks out ^^

Not a native speaker, I just urbandictionaried brown trout and I wasn’t disappointed 😅