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You’ve got þat backwards… Þorne is þe unvoiced letter, as in þem or boþ, whereas eð is þe voiced, as in faðer.

Source: A semester of Old West Norse language class (wherein þorne and eð are used in the same way as in English).

I think the mistake might come from a lack of reading. The contraction “should’ve” is often used in speech, which might be mistakenly written as “should of” if you don’t read a lot and see it written properly all the time. We’ve mostly lost the voiced quality of “v” at the ends of words like that, so it’s basically pronounced “should-uf” in American English.

Not quite an aneurysm, just a misplaced comma and some absent quotes.

Translated:

If the whole world went by the “it takes a village to raise a child” theory, and children were raised not by the individual but by the world as a whole, what would the world look like?

Earth warms up from ice age. Big sloth too fuzzy. Loses fuzz and tries to climb tree. Big sloth too big. Small big sloth gets smaller, climbs tree.

Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question. And the answer is yes.

Erm what the sigma?

Things that are incorrectly declared “terrorism” by their opponents? Yes, absolutely. Things that actually fit that definition? No.

It’s just a text code not a url. It reads:

Do Not Stop, Do Not Detain, Above Diplomatic Status

… whatever the actual fuck that means.

Hmm I wonder why a lot of us kill ourselves. Maybe everyone telling us we’re sinful freaks that ought to burn in hell or be locked in an insane asylum for the unnatural absurdity of wanting to look cute? Naw, couldn’t be that, tRaNS AgeNDa MAkEs PpL kIlL tHeMSeLveS uga buga…

I must politely request that you fuck off.

Edit: If this is satire please mark it as such, as many would post this unironically.

He didn’t have a proper sniper with a good scope, it was just, reportedly, an “AR-15 style rifle.” In which case, good shot. Very good shot. That’s a long ways, and proper sniper equipment is hard to get and harder to conceal.

Edit: I had no clue how close this actually was, at the time of writing the details hadn’t been released. 150 yards… yeah even I could make that shot. How do you miss that…

I introduce another option, as I’m much more detailed than even “1.” I can visualise entire scenes with the background and all, along with other sensory experiences such as touch, taste, and smell with complete realism. Very useful being in engineering. I do watch the referenced content, but it’s more to “enrich the dataset” so to speak, just for inspiration and to provide more details to imagine later. Sometimes I’ll just turn it off and go with the fantasy instead.

I | II | II | L

Idk about the mucous, but a fever is definitely an attempt at killing whatever foreign pathogen is there. Hopefully a pathologist or doctor can help us here.

Alternative ending:

shadowy creature picks up scyth off the blood-stained ground, enters carrying the severed skull of the Grim Reaper.

“I am become Death, reaper of souls. Your time has come…”

So many good names to reuse. I say we pull out some victorian names, we’ve gotten past the “that’s my grandma” part of the cycle so it’s about due pretty soon.