Shark Party!

Please don’t eat in your lab. That’s how you get contamination poisoning

These people never met my mother

Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know ethnic cleansing had sub-cathegories

Schindler’s list can eat its ass

I think you got it backwards, I mean the new one doesn’t have cohesion: the parallel stories don’t really match with each other

Nope, as I generally want to be entertained when I spend money and time for a movie.
I’d lie if I said I expected this to be as good as the first one, but boy was that an understatement…

In one or two simlpe sentences, summarize the story of the original Beetlejuice film.

Ghost couple tries to shoo away the family who bought their house after they died. The thing gets out of hand when they hire Beetlejuice.

Why this question, tho?

I really hope that you’re not gonna end up disappointed as I was yesterday coming out of the theater: I could’t find one single aspect I enjoyed and still cannot

Story cohesion, justifiable plot, relatable characters, believable dialogues, good montage (there are more frame changes than a fast and furious chase sequence) and in general there is nothing that make this one look like a Tim Burton movie.
But hey we now have *checks notes* Monica Bellucci, the worst actress the big screen has ever seen…

I saw it last night: it’s the worst wet fart of a movie I’ve seen in a long time

They quoted the word “pureed” which means there was butter and potato starch involved

Kanye is getting way less critiques in 2024, wonder why…

In the end it’s the humidity that gets you

What happened to elementary OS?

Gnome 4 came out…

Cormorants are rage fueled savages

Twitter got bought literally less than 2 years ago, we all fucking witnessed it.
Who is this article for? 1 year olds?

True, but in my experience Squier guitars (expecially the Affinity series) still hold their price better in the secondary market than Harley Benton’s.
Which is sad because I had a great experience with HB, but hey I guess having Fender’s endorsment on the headstock adds some value

Paying for expensive gear at the beginning may not be a bad idea, given the possibility: should you quit the hobby and try to sell your stuff, no one is going to buy your knockoff cheap equipment, while more quality stuff holds its value

That’s a fine choice sir/ma’am.

My close second, story wise, would be Link’s Awakening. The story was a real mind fuck when I was a kid.