That bitch looks like Draco Malfoy and I want a horse to kick her like she snuck up behind it and screamed
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Cake day: October 29th, 2024
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2·5 hours agoPlease fuck me
Just kick him in the balls before he climaxes
August of '69. The first Woodstock.
3·5 hours agoShe left the lens cap on
Every member of my lineage: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” before doing exactly that.
Me: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” fucking aced it
That poor creature is dying of water intoxication.
What’s a challenge you solved that you were really proud of?
my mate helped me masturbate yesterday does that make us gay
1·6 hours agoJesus Christ your elbow
1·6 hours agoBlogger is no longer supported and is suffering greatly people are leaving it in droves. You might as well call it dead
I wasn’t going to say anything. but you asked. yeah Jessica. it looks like you got dragged behind a 4 wheeler for a mile and the EMT’s shoved a fucking saddle horn into your skull to stop the bleeding.
4·9 hours agoTrue but not the cause of this massive change in real estate values.
I haven’t really used it much over the last 20 years
League of Legends captures and discards the ALT-F4 keystroke combination.
Microsoft trusts app developers to use Microsoft’s standards (such as terminating the process when a close message is received) and they shouldn’t. App developers like Riot have taken advantage of this trust and tuned their apps to act differently than expected, and include code which makes the app minimize to the system tray instead, or force the user to answer questions (“Are you SURE you want to close?”), or do nothing at all.
It should be punishable by death.
It’s not too expensive.
The defense budget of the USA is 840 billion dollars. That’s not too expensive.
The reason it’s not being done is there’s no money to be made.
Profit first, survival of the species second.
Alexa, delete “feet pix” from history
Same thing on planes.
“They need something to rest their head on!” --> adds something that nobody asked for and nobody needs --> "I’m helping you :) "
Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass