Fire retardant foam probably.

Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

Led by none other than Axl Rosebush

Where the grass is green and the rates are shitty?

Oh won’t you please sell my home?

Nothing like spending your retirement hanging around the local gas station.

Oktoberfest it is, then.

Lived in the middle of nowhere and the nearest grocery store was 25 miles away. Once every 4-6 weeks we’d go to town and get maybe 10-12 gallons of milk, a shit load of bread, and all the other stuff.

We kept milk in the freezer.

Dippin’ Dongs: taste the fun!

I’ve started using that recently and it is very handy.

It’s probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.

“hey guys look what I taught this idiot to do”

Maytag Blue has a pretty good ring to it.

I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.

Is there any way to tell the difference between infrared reflected between (I assume) 8 and 13 microns and the infrared emitted due to absorption of shorter wavelengths?

Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn’t lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I’ve seen enough shit.

Spider probably torched the house and framed the owner

We weren’t going to say anything out of politeness but now that you said it I’m comfortable telling we call her money bags because in the right light the dollar sign tattoos on her ass makes it look like she just robbed a bank.