troybot [he/him]

Yes Tim Apple, the inventor of the Apple computer

I wonder why nobody reads news from legitimate sources anymore.

The art department came up with this spooky graphic and then they had to put out an article to go with it

Wicconana forever

To learn more google “Rule 34 Vatican mascot”

You’ll be even more excited when the 2028 campaign starts in three weeks!

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell

I heard Bill Wurtz voice while I read this

Looks like the article was updated today. I’m guessing this was originally covering an announcement for a future rollout and now it’s finally happening?

What’s next? Horse dancing?

My name is Nathan Fielder, And I graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades.

The plan: turn this website into the world’s first parody cybersecurity platform

Executive order seizing control of Twitter to establish it as a nationalized communication system

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Ah so that’s why Victreebel is a poison type

Looking at the r*ddit comments it looks like this is being spammed on the nostalgia sub so I guess it was done in an attempt to avoid auto mod deleting the post

I found the original and she’s wearing an apron so I have no idea

You can tell because of the way it is

Carpenter bees are definitely boring

There has to be a cyclops chick. This homunculus took it’s extra eye from a sibling.

There was salt on the glass. Big grains of salt.