servile trans women?? good thing im still cis tho 👍

holy shit

goes to hospital

gets hooked to IV

develops boobs within 20 minutes

what’s the first pass effect?

you posted this twice to the same community presumably by accident 🙃

this is what people see when you send them thoughts and prayers

wait i mean-

oh man i sure hope the alphabet mafia doesn’t come after me ( ͡°▽⁠ ͡°)

×~×

opposite 😞

wait i mean uuuhh still cis tho

if its a fear of meeting new people i totes get that. like, meeting strangers kinda sucks n there’s the risk they’re not good people. there’s that saying that’s like “strangers are just friends you haven’t met yet” or somefin like that, but that’s generic advice imo. what worked for me was finding out what people are interested in an being interested in that. ik it’s kinda weird and almost sounds like bein a social chameleon but imo people tend to connect more with people who have similar interests or show interest in what they care about, so when i showed effort in learning/engaging about the things they were interested in we ended up talking more.

also people love to talk about themselves so ask a ton about them, but also like actually listen to and care about what they’re sayin. that’s what worked for me for the most part (obvs sometimes its not gonna work cuz humans are a very varied species)

that depends on what you define living life as. nothing wrong with bein a goody 2 shoes but it sounds like you’re just looking for life to be exciting (which i am too tbh). the most basic approach imo is to gather a group of friends and bust out some booze or weed really. just don’t drink too much and drink plenty of water bcz shit will suck in the morning (or sooner depending on how much you drink).

also ive found that joining random clubs at college is hella fun. like, learning to fence is like whaaaa, n if there’s an improv club?? :O that club was my reason for living istg it was so much fun

sooo skibidi, fanum tax my brain cells b4 i go ohio

ohh ok! i didnt know e did that. well at least it’s motivation to hit the gym n workout! we love our wheyfus :D

ooof im so sorry that sounds horrible ;-;

2 getha 4 eva! i live in the ocean but we can make it work

ah yes let me invite you to my home in international waters where we can get married illegally :D

and now, the idea lives on through you!

my gender is fish

absolutely promise!! n besides, i like taking risks >:D

glomps u cuddle time NOW (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ