TurtlePower

Of course it is. The US election is in 2 days. Gotta ramp up the discord and propaganda!

I fucking hate these things. They are going to wipe out our crops. All thanks to China exploiting our lazy import inspections. You can’t tell me this shit isn’t on purpose. Especially with all the deadly spiders and wasp nests and scorpions that come in Temu orders and shit.

Mac and cheese? How do you not know turtles love pizza?

After printing you have to not only trim the extra bits, but you have to sand it down, whereas manufacturers use molds and only have to trim the seams.

Look at Mr. Fancy over here with a parlor!

3D printers, period. The microplastics they create are insane.

Perfection.

Wait till you hear what they do in Brian Jacques’ Redwall series!

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Thanks! We’ll probably put on more spoopy stuff in the coming days. I’d love to see Alien: Romulus, but I’m not paying $20 to rent it. I’ve tried to torrent things, but either I’m doing something wrong, or the vpn I use is useless because my isp always sees what I’m downloading. Like, the c&d emails they send cite exactly what I download every time no matter what I do, so I’ve given up.

We got a new TV last week so we had to test it out with:

A New Hope

Dune (pt 1 & 2)

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Samsung can eat my dirty asshole.

The one “generational leap” I want, and have wanted for decades, is the ability to upgrade hardware, like modular laptops can. It’s great that they aren’t doing little incremental upgrades, but between generations, games come out that would work but need a little more RAM or something, and instead of having to wait another 2 years and spending $1000 on a new console when it comes out, you could just shove more RAM in it in the meantime.

Do you remember the Radio Shack comic? I think it was called “The Whiz Kids” or something like that. I had a few issues of that and felt like the coolest little nerd ever.

Mummy and daddy not paying you enough attention again?

Also maybe bisexual and heteroromantic or smth else that’s hard to realize.

I didn’t know how to phrase it for decades, even though I knew that’s what I was.

Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn’t know that’s a thing.

I can’t wait. We also just got 2 more characters- Mona Lisa and Mondo Gecko -as DLC for Shredder’s Revenge. It’s a good time to be a gaming Turtle!

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Fuck Nintendo.