purplexed

Shorts and a t shirt - t shirt has to be long enough to go past my shorts so I don’t get air on my back and crack. I despise pants.

Nukes are for stopping hurricanes though

And the cylinder

“Due to a software glitch, you worked an extra 500 hours. You will not be compensated for this extra time as it was not mandatory or compulsory.”

I hate you. I hate this. I need bleach.

You can go to dicks.com and see for yourself as well

Pam pam param boyos!

It’s very clunky in its usage. Which isn’t good English, but neither is the title, so I’m over it.

(it’s parentheses all the way down)

The crying comment comes off as more of a dick thing to say, but the skill issue bit is pretty funny.

At least you know you will be forgiven either way

It’s about the challenge and how we rise to overcome it in our celebration of God.

Or something like that I don’t know I’m not really religious.

Sounds like success to me. Any engagement is better than none

Verification cans when tho?

Thank you! While reducing CO2 is important, harping on private planes isn’t going to make a change.

Real talk here bro, stop worrying about making yourself “perfect” for someone, or rather anyone, else. Stop trying to make yourself what you idolize, or what you perceive to be idolized.

You are you, you are a person. Take care of yourself first. You need to change your mentality and realize that you do have redeeming qualities. You need to focus on those.

Learn to love yourself first, trust me on this one.

I think you were both making jokes

He’ll just get to experience it all at once

I’m almost certain she can just buy a Superbowl now

Well I feel attacked and validated all at the same time.