ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoJust tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast!i.postimg.ccimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1775arrow-down19
arrow-up1766arrow-down1imageJust tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast!i.postimg.ccZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareTheDeepState@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up111arrow-down1·10 months agoThat only works if your parents have any money.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·10 months agoReverse mortgages and Medicaid lookback periods have entered the chat
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 months agoOnly works if your parents ever had any money.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·10 months agoThey have money now. I just lent it to them from my void savings account.
minus-squarePatches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoOf course I’m spending it all Jimmy! I can’t take everything I’ve ever inherited with me, can I?
That only works if your parents have any money.
Reverse mortgages and Medicaid lookback periods have entered the chat
Only works if your parents ever had any money.
They have money now. I just lent it to them from my void savings account.
Of course I’m spending it all Jimmy! I can’t take everything I’ve ever inherited with me, can I?