“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ ― Mitch Hedberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYQEf93tZO0

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    FLAX IS NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN

    IT IS A TEXTILE BYPRODUCT

    it’s where we get linen for chrissakes

    imagine if they tried to make us eat fucking nylon

    THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

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        7 months ago

        Well, yes, facetious tone was implied and i am pleased that it arrived! If a little shaky in transit.

        ‘they have played us for absolute fools’ is a contemporary memetic keyphrase, although I did not follow the template to a T.

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      7 months ago

      I agree with you, but I have non-standard food opinions.

      I think it was flax in veg chips that had a bit more cyanide than normal, and a person who ate two bags of them was badly sickened - though it could have been any of the plants that make cyanide.

      Some foods should have safe consumption limits accompanying them