“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ ― Mitch Hedberg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1e015eLi4lM&pp=ygUeV2hvbGUgZ3JhaW4gc3RvcmUgYm91Z2h0IGJyZWFk
My client isn’t working properly, so here is the raw URL.
ETA: he’s a DC, but still makes valid points and the whole video is < 10 minutes, so less time wasted than me on kbin, trying to make this post. Not sure if it’s kbin or my device, or network latency, and I have studies to attend to. My apologies for lack of proper formatting, etc
https://kbin.social/u/@aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 2nd edit < see what I mean?