“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ ― Mitch Hedberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYQEf93tZO0

  • TheOakTree@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    Your lack of punctuation makes this comment read like it was written by a very smart duck :P

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      7 months ago

      Your lack of understanding is hilarious so what if my punctuation is awful does that matter at all no absolutely not English is the stupidest language in the entire world so your point is the stupidest comment I’ve ever heard my point is valid ducks would not be eating bread

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        7 months ago

        When did I say I didn’t understand it? I was just pointing out that you induced a silly image in my head.