“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ ― Mitch Hedberg
This may shock you, but in the United States, we have many different kinds of bread for different purposes. I can get bread like the top picture every day from the grocery store, from a couple of different, local bakeries. It’s wonderful to eat with good butter or jam, but totally wrong for a BLT.
Oh yeah, those go well in a rye-wheat mixed bread with slices so large that half a slice is big enough for a sandwich. Or in a lye roll, also perfect for hearty/salty sandwiches with veggies.