Neighbours: I hope you know I’m only taking the piss.

For what it’s worth all that stuff is long behind us and we don’t hold you accountable for the past, sure you’d nothing to do with it.

This is just like you and the Germans - you’ll always cheer their opposition but there’s no actual ill will.

I do hope the Spanish win though because I can’t fucking listen to my English brother in law banging on if you do win.

At least we’re close in the rugby so the slagging trade is fair.