Haircase

The hair comes from all the people that have slipped and died falling down those stairs. They get absorbed before anybody is even aware and remain vertical with the skull making the stair. The hair cannot grow on its own; it must be replaced.

Imagine breaking your neck falling down the hairs.

Thanks, I hate it

Repulsel, Repulsel! Let down your hair!

Do you want to go up sthairs?

Plot twist: they are merkins.

“Don’t ask me why but I need the largest cans of industrial carpet shampoo and conditioner you have.”

What to do when tribbles get out of hand.

Long mullet.

So… do the drapes match the stairs?

Is that a Trandoshan made Wookie pelt staircase comforter?

Hairway To Steven

I see they own huskies as well.

It rubs the lotion on its hair or else it gets the hose again