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minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoEvery time I use an ATM I get the mental image of a 70 year old COBOL programmer desperately trying to patch holes in a sinking ship with a roll of duct tape.
minus-squarePrison Mike@links.hackliberty.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoMe too, except any time I have to deal with the US banking system. Ever used ACH? What a wreck.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoIt’s a fucking nightmare, but I have heard rumors that it is in the process of being replaced with a new nightmare.
Every time I use an ATM I get the mental image of a 70 year old COBOL programmer desperately trying to patch holes in a sinking ship with a roll of duct tape.
Me too, except any time I have to deal with the US banking system. Ever used ACH? What a wreck.
It’s a fucking nightmare, but I have heard rumors that it is in the process of being replaced with a new nightmare.