You fools need to submit to the 4 simultaneous separate 24 hour days within a 4-corner (as in a 4-corner classroom) rotation of Earth.
“There is no teacher on Earth qualified to
teach Nature’s Harmonic Simultaneous 4-
Day Rotating Time Cube Creation Principle,
and therefore, there is no teacher on Earth
worthy of being called a certified teacher.”
The time cube is simultaneously really funny and possibly the most bigoted thing I’ve ever read. Like holy hell this guy is more antisemitic than some neonazis and his hate for queer people is intense. Shockingly not misogynistic though, credit where credit is due.
I thought above was just some sort of surrealist joke. Then you informed me that this is an actual thing. I have never been milkshake ducked this abruptly.
TimeCube is legit internet lore at this point. One of the earliest viral meme sites I can remember… as in a site that was meant to be taken seriously, but so absurd it became a meme.
Oh it’s absolutely not a joke. It reads like severe mental illness. It’s very much an uneducated white southern man lost his fucking marbles. He’s so antisemitic he hates Christianity.
Like you read it and at parts you’re laughing and screenshotting and at other parts you’re agahst. Like this is a perfect line
But he’s also saying things about black people that make my assessment of mentally ill southerner make sense. I went in for cheap yuks at something I was shown as a teenager because it was funny and left too uncomfortable to recommend it to anyone.
You fools need to submit to the 4 simultaneous separate 24 hour days within a 4-corner (as in a 4-corner classroom) rotation of Earth.
“There is no teacher on Earth qualified to teach Nature’s Harmonic Simultaneous 4- Day Rotating Time Cube Creation Principle, and therefore, there is no teacher on Earth worthy of being called a certified teacher.”
-Gene Ray, Visionary
The time cube is simultaneously really funny and possibly the most bigoted thing I’ve ever read. Like holy hell this guy is more antisemitic than some neonazis and his hate for queer people is intense. Shockingly not misogynistic though, credit where credit is due.
I thought above was just some sort of surrealist joke. Then you informed me that this is an actual thing. I have never been milkshake ducked this abruptly.
TimeCube is legit internet lore at this point. One of the earliest viral meme sites I can remember… as in a site that was meant to be taken seriously, but so absurd it became a meme.
Oh it’s absolutely not a joke. It reads like severe mental illness. It’s very much an uneducated white southern man lost his fucking marbles. He’s so antisemitic he hates Christianity.
Like you read it and at parts you’re laughing and screenshotting and at other parts you’re agahst. Like this is a perfect line
But he’s also saying things about black people that make my assessment of mentally ill southerner make sense. I went in for cheap yuks at something I was shown as a teenager because it was funny and left too uncomfortable to recommend it to anyone.
Funny thing about that. He was an avid promoter of the game of marbles and wrote a book called “Marbles for Everyone” under the name “Mr. Marbles.”
But yes, also a raving lunatic until he died in 2015.
Based on his other writing I highly doubt that he meant everyone lol. And yeah I had to double check that you weren’t lying lol
But yeah looking back at it, it really is a mentally unwell man attempting to comprehend the reality that everything is sinusoids as he hates circles
That was the south when I was young, but it was fairly sparse.
Social.media is like typhoid Mary.
Classic Gene Ray
I have not though about the time cube in years, looks like the site is gone now.
He passed almost ten years ago I think, the domain lapsed. Pretty sure it’s archived on the way back machine.