Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
Shutup baby, i know it
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.
I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
I’m back baby!
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
“I can guarantee you anything you want.”
Screw you! I’ll make my own quote, with blackjack and hookers!
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
Me, Bender.
Shut up baby I know it
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
“Shampoo doesn’t expire, baby!” is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.
Bite my shiny metal ass
This should be at the top!!