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minus-squareϻеƌųʂɑ@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up93·3 months agoTry not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
minus-squareCptEnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoI wasn’t even supposed to be here today!
minus-squareneatchee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·3 months agoI’m not even supposed to be here today!
minus-squaredjsoren19@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-23 months agoIt’s written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
minus-squareOlhonestjim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoI mean impressive, but not unachievable.
minus-squareevidences@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoThere was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoSupposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours. (It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 months agoJust bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.
minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoUntil her fashion designer ex shows up.
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agotheres a million fine lookin women out there not all of them bring you lasagna at work…most of em just cheat on you
minus-squareDreamButt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·3 months agoNo simultaneously
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Hey get back here!
I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
It’s written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
I mean impressive, but not unachievable.
There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.
Supposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours.
(It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)
Just bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.
Until her fashion designer ex shows up.
theres a million fine lookin women out there
not all of them bring you lasagna at work…most of em just cheat on you
No simultaneously
Nah in a column.